I was getting my last minute shopping done for the holiday, and to put me in the proper holiday spirit, I am feeling quite warm and fuzzy about the fact that I got to cause a great deal of annoyance to one of those Salvation Army bell ringers (yes I know I am a horrible person, but it makes me happy to unleash my inner super villain).
She was just starting to set up in front of the store as I was going into it and she was saying something about “Bless you” as I walked into the store, yeah I know it is supposed to be nice, but the one thing I cannot stomach about the holiday is all the Christian crap. Yeah I know they think it is their holiday but it was ours first and than they hostility took it over. So I just rolled my eyes and walked into the store.
Then coming out she was ringing her bell and shouting very loudly about Jesus so which naturally I replied “Hail Satan!” (South Park “Critter Christmas anyone?) and she shouted something back at me, of which I did not catch what she said, and than as I was in the car leaving the parking lot I saw her talking to some other lady who just came out of the store about me, which warmed the cockles of my cold dark heart and made me laugh.