As someone who enjoys the occasional zombie TV show and loves the post-apocalyptic genre as a whole and who has oft had fantasies of living in a post-apocalypse I am finding the world very entertaining right now. With all this virus craziness it is as if the world is an amusement park bringing me the full post-apocalyptic immersive experience. A couple of days ago I have to go to three different grocery stores to complete my grocery shopping because of how wiped out the shelves were and while perhaps mildly annoying it was amusing to see exactly what it was that people have decided they need to survive, and my partner and I have come to the conclusion that while they may survive the virus they will die of scurvy. The items of which people have decided are most crucial to have, for the most part do not have any nutritional value and many are not shelf stable. Yes people have decided what they need most are a shit ton of potato chips, lots of cereal, dairy (mostly ice cream and yogurt), flour, bread, and every scrap of meat they can find.
Yes I know people out there are saying ooo you shouldn’t be making fun of the virus, and you shouldn’t mock it or make fun of it, and how dare you say it is entertaining. But if you are going to go in a panic like a chicken with its head cut off and sit there and take all my other sources of entertainment away from me, than I am damn well going to enjoy this and as the horror fanatic I will play at living in an actual horror movie since you will not let me do anything else.
But……….aren’t you afraid of getting the virus?
Nope, and not because I am living in some state of denial in which I don’t believe that I cannot get the virus. I know every time I have the audacity to actually go outside, (because I refuse to stop living my life as normal because of this thing) and go somewhere (provided I can find anything that is open) I am exposing myself to getting the virus. But even if I do get it, yeah it will probably suck but also I will probably live.
But…..people have dies from it……
Every time you step out of your house and go to work, take your kids to school, or go to the movies you put yourself at risk of dying in a car accident. Car accidents happen all the time, every day and while theoretically more people might catch the virus than get into a car accident I would say that the odds of surviving the virus are greater than the odds of surviving a car accident. Every single day you step outside your house ( and even sometimes when you step in your house) something might possibly kill you, but life still goes on, you still keeping doing stuff, cars are still on the road. I do not see the virus any different.
The UK is the only one who is actually being sensible in all this. They have come out and said, people keep going to work, keep going to school, continue to live your lives, wash your hands, and if you are not feeling well stay home for a couple of weeks.
While the rest of the world is like AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Never mind the great many pandemics that have come since the beginning of human history many of which have been much more and much more deadly than this one, and still the human race as continued to survive.
So sit back, pop some popcorn and enjoy the show while it lasts.
By the way I just need to clarify that I have been social distancing since long before it was cool to do so.